I’ve picked up a bit of blowback regarding my statement re: real men and quiche. I stand behind the statement and cite as my unimpeachable source the NYT bestselling textbook “Real Men Don’t Eat Quiche: The Guidebook to All That Is Truly Masculine”, by Bruce Fierstein, copyright 1982.

And since said authoritative tome doesnt mention anything about real men not getting spanked, I wouldn’t lose a lot of sleep over it...