Which spanking cliches drive you crazy

What's up might be your spelling, fj. It's generally written either 'heinie' or 'heiney'.

Believe it or not, there's a British actress whose name is Rose Heiney....

@PhilK

Thanks for the suggestion, but even spelled correctly, all you get are people named heiney. SPANKED HEINEY FAIRED ONLY MARGINALLY BETTER! I am upset. There can never be enough heiney. Just my opinion

I read a news few weeks ago - A female teacher - Katherine Ross Ridenhour had sex with a male student. Oh, and the High School name was Cox Mill. After that I pretty much believe everything.

For research purpose only - http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/high-school-science-teacher-accused-sex-stud ent-article-1.3637532/

I believe she was not spanked properly in her youth. Though there is still time and hope ...

Your Google is evidently rather more prudish than mine. When I googled heiney the top two links were entries for the word in the Urban Dictionary - one of them including the interesting suggestion "Get a heinie mug for your Aunt Beatrix". One hopes the dear old lady will appreciate it....

There used to be a radio station in my area that ran ficticious commercials for "Hiney wine, the wine in a flipt top can." they had Hiney accessories, like the Hiney Warmer, because no one likes a cold Hiney. It was stupid, juvenile, infantile and still funny.

For me just hearing/seeing the word SPANKING...gets my attention. Over my knee...pull down your panties...those also have similar attention reactions. Telling her that's shes been a naughty girl (regardless of her age) is a favorite of mine as well.

Perhaps, however isn't "King Arthur" the title most commonly associated with your Christian (first) name?

Then again, I'm doubtful that you'd object to the ring of that, either...

--C.K.

I don't think I am in any danger at all of inheriting the English throne but if anyone wants to nominate me for a title of some sort CK I can assure you my other half would have no problem in being addressed as her Ladyship!

Well, Arthur, I'm presuming that's how you personally refer to her already...

--C.K.

That's how I'm accustomed to seeing the word spelled myself, and how I spell it in my writing, partially because where I originally come from, I have seen the "heinie" spelling as a less-than-flattering reference to someone of German nationality or descent. (Presumably that's based on the Germanic first name "Heinrich.")

Regarding the original thread topic, one cliche' which annoys me is the spankee being punished for qualities which I would generally consider to be positive, notable examples being assertiveness and self-confidence, which the spanker however finds it personally inconvenient for him/her to have.

It's one thing if such a situation is presented as describing injustice and/or mistreatment, that I can accept in a 'dark' story, yet sometimes those attributes being repressed is shown as working to the spankee's benefit, especially in 'romantic' M/F accounts:

"As she sobbed while rubbing her ruby red, stinging-hot derriere, Skye realized that her independent, aggressively self-assured behavior had merely been a desperate cry for that dominant man who would tame and domesticate her, sternly imposing his will over hers through frequently applying his smacking palm to her tender bare bottom. She sighed softly in fulfilled contentment."

Still, I would agree that there are varied reactions to spanking-oriented cliches' by different people, plus of course depending on the type of story involved. While the "May I have another?" request after each swat strikes me as rather silly, except possibly in an old-style fraternity- or sorority-based account, making the spankee simply count his/her licks ("One, ma'am...Two, ma'am...") does often work as part of making him/her complicit in his/her own discipline, perhaps along with requirements that he/she retrieve the spanking implement(s), bare his/her own behind, assume the assigned punitive position and formally request his/her chastisement.

That approach also might be considered a cliche', yet obviously to many readers (myself included) it's quite welcome in a spanking story...

--C.K.