The same but different, what celebrity whould you most like to spank or who you thinks needs a spank

Well, it would bring a whole new meaning to their statement "our most famous face" at least and it might help to reach new audiences, if she ended each video with a statement on climate change...

...as in, "my buttocks are now 100°C hotter than 60 minutes ago, now that is rapid globular warming;"

I think there's more than enough for a story by now...

Spanking must be about as ecological a form of heat-generation as could be imagined. After all, what cleaner source of heat could you possibly have than that engendered by a good sound spanking? Not a gram of carbon burned - not a cubic millimetre of greenhouse gases emitted - yet all that wonderful glowing heat created. What could be more environmentally friendly? Now, if only we can find a way to link up the heat from all those well-spanked bottoms to the National Grid....

Said a green-minded fellow from Thanet
While spanking his cute girlfriend Janet:
"Your spanked bottom looks sweet
And this clean source of heat
Will go towards saving the planet!"

PhilK

Perhaps you should advertise for volunteers for an experiment to assess exactly how much heat is created from spanking the average bottom.

Excellent idea! Are you volunteering, Katie?

PhilK

I'll volunteer to collate and analyse the results.

I can't help self-plugging as I have already had two scientist carry out this experiment in a story called "The Cookie Thaw Effect". They were even close to solving the climate crisis.

Alef

I read that story a couple of years ago (The Cookie Thaw Effect). A very amusing story. Maybe you should send it to Greta Thunberg for her comments? (Maybe she would say that we should not have the audacity to crack jokes about such a "serious subject matter" as global warming!)

But it's OK to crack jokes about spanking fortunately