Since the first part of this thread contained a number of mathematical jokes, and since Easter is coming up - and we generally like bunnies here, including the flopsy ones - I figured I'd post a joke which combines elements of all of that:
Bugs Bunny is running away from Elmer Fudd, having a grand old time fooling the old wabbit hunter, when he passes a phone booth. The phone immediately begins to ring, and Bugs, being the impetuous rabbit that he is, picks it up.
"Eh, What's up doc?"
"Hello, this is Bob Reilly of the radio station KROT. We are running a contest, and you have been chosen as a contestant. What is your name, please?"
"Bugs Bunny."
"Well, Mr. Bunny, if you can answer one question in 15 seconds or less, we will send you a year's supply of carrots. Do you want to play?"
"Sure, doc, run it by me."
"All right, Bugs, here is your question: What is 2,137 times 5,213? You have 15 seconds to answer. GO!"
Bugs takes exactly 2 seconds before answering "11,140,181."
Bob Reilly is taken aback. "Why, that is exactly correct! You win a years supply of carrots. How did you come up with the correct answer so quickly?"
Bugs laughs and says into the phone, "Look, bub, if there's one thing rabbits know how to do, its multiply!" |