It was the first day of school in Carterville, Tennessee, and Miss Watson, the teacher, hoped to make the history lessons for her sixth grade class more interesting. She wanted to study each of the American presidents, and decided to start off by showing the kids an artifact she had borrowed from a local museum, a felt hat that had belonged to Tennessee's own Andrew Jackson. She noticed that Scotty Walker seemed a little shy, so she called on him to help her. She took the hat from it's box and asked him to carry it to a table in the back of the room where it would be on display for the rest of the school day. Miss Watson was horrified when, halfway back to the table, Scotty let the hat fall to the floor. She ran to the hat, picked it up, and carefully placed it on the table. Then she grabbed Scotty's ear, led him to her desk, yanked down his pants and underpants, and told him to bend over. She grabbed her paddle from where it was hanging on the wall, and gave Scotty five hard licks. When she was through she said, "Now you can pull up your pants and return to your seat. I hope that teaches you to be more careful in the future." At the end of the school day, Miss Watson noticed Scotty rubbing his still sore bottom as he walked toward the door. Despite being so strict, she really had a tender heart, and called out to the boy. "Scotty, I'm sorry I spanked you. President Jackson's hat is a valuable artifact, and it is borrowed. But you didn't hurt it, and I know you didn't drop it on purpose." "That's OK, Miss Watson. I just wish I had taken the Riley twins more seriously, when they told me about you." "The Riley twins. Yes, they were in my class last year. What did they say about me?" "They said you'd spank someone at the drop of a hat." |