Werner Heisenberg and Erwin Schrodinger decided to go for a drive one afternoon. They were pulled over by a traffic cop, who said to Heisenberg, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
"No," said Heisenberg, "but I know exactly where I am!"
Growing suspicious, the cop decided to search the vehicle. After opening the trunk, he came back and said to Schrodinger, "Sir, did you know there's a dead cat in the trunk of the car?"
"Well, I do now!" replied Schrodinger. |