canadianspankee:
A mathematical joke, that I really appreciate. Spankings are fun but math makes one think especially if you have to count the smacks. LOL
I do liike math jokes although many of them only seem to make sense if you drive up in a Ford Torus. One of my favorite limericks is a math joke, more or less:
A mathematician named Hall
has a hexonahedronal ball
the cube of its weight
plus his pecker, times eight
is his phone number, give him a call.
(I did a spanking version of this for the Library)
But the math pun you are responding to reminds me of a some that are more or less similar puns, although not mathematical. Here is one:
A man stepped out of his bathtub only to find that his wife had replaced the bath mat with a newspaper. "Ah," he said, "These are the Times that dry men's soles."