Horribly stingy wooden hairbrush (no idea what wood it is) 'Free To Good Home' or something similar the ad read! That was our dear friend (Supposedly <wg>) Jools giving away that dreaded brush. Now I thought, why on earth can she want to get rid of it so badly, can it possibly be that bad?
Well I now know the answer, (To quote Jools) because it stings like a swarm of angry Hornets but I disagree, it stings worse than a swarm of angry hornets. I contacted Jools, we chatted and she kindly said 'I could have the brush, if I promised to give it a good home' Last week the brush arrived and me being impatient, I contacted my Domme and asked her if she would be kind enough to have her picture taken holding the brush, so that I could show Jools that it arrived. Yes said the Domme, bring it along and so me being slow to realise the implication, I arrived at her door with my brush in hand. Before very long I wasn't just having my picture taken but I was over her knee, bottom bared and her demonstrating just what my 'FRIEND' Jools meant about it's terrible sting (Sob) Now this lady is heavy handed and can roast my bottom with just her hand but armed with that dreaded brush she set it alight, it is now 18 hours later and my bottom is still very warm, still very red and most definitely, very tender to sit on. So Jools, if you read this, thank you so much for your kindness in sending me the brush and if ever you visit England I'll be delighted to ask my Domme to reintroduce you to it's sting!
By the way, Jools says she doesn't know what type of wood the brush is made from, neither have I but I wonder is there a tree called 'A Devil Tree' because that would fit the bill! Seriously though Jools, I reckon my behaviour may improve with the threat of our brush hanging over me! OK no it wont but my poor bottom may get worn out fairly quickly! Thank you so much for my stingy wooden present, I will care for it lovingly!
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