Disclaimer: This joke is for entertainment purposes only. It is not intended to reflect the actual policies of the Roman Catholic Church, nor the advertising practices of any corporations. Ronald McDonald went to see the Pope. "Your Holiness," he said, "I will give the church $10,000,000.00 if you will change the words of the Lord's prayer, so that instead of saying, "Give us this day our daily bread," it would say, "Give us this day our daily hamburger." "Ronald, my son," replied the Pope, "I can not change the text of the holy scripture, even for $10,000,000.00." "Okay said Ronald McDonald, "I'll make it $100,000,000.00." The Pope nodded his head. "I will call the Cardinals together, and we will see what we can do." When the Cardinals had convened, the Pope announced. "Brothers, I have some good news and some bad news. First the bad news. We're canceling our deal with Wonder Bread." |