Mrs. Green went to visit her neighbor, Mrs. Jones. She didn't bother to knock, but walked on into the living room. There sat Mrs. Jones on the couch. Her husband, Mr. Jones was standing in a corner of the room, naked from the waist down. His hands were on top of his head, and his bottom was as red as a stop light. Both his bottom and his legs were covered with welts. A few drops of blood were present where the welts crisscrossed. A paddle and a switch lay on the coffee table. Mrs. Green was astonished. She exclaimed, "My goodness!" "Yes," replied Mrs. Jones. "Albert was quite naughty, and I had to discipline him for it. This morning while we were at the grocery store, he spotted our neighbor, Mrs. Wilson, and had the nerve to actually SMILE at her. I won't have him showing interest in another woman." "Mrs. Wilson? Isn't she the eighty five year old that lives on 5th street?" "Yes, but if I let him get away with that, the next thing you know he'll be flirting with teenagers." "So you SPANKED him for that?" "I sure did. And let me tell you it's just lucky for Albert that I'm such a kind, sweet, gentle woman, with a forgiving nature." |