smeple:
I believe you Jools, even if no one else does. I am not an attorney (though I have seen many of them on TV), so if you require legal services to help you fight these scandalous comments against your character (not to mention those scandalous garments which were allegedly against your, um, allegedly fine characterS), I would be happy to provide them. Of course, I may have to examine said undergarment, as well as the alleged wearer (i.e. you) of said undergarment, to make sure you are innocent (or, at the very least, not guilty). If you wish to use my services, please send me a message, along with the applicable pictures.
Thanks so much Smeple! It seems your services may indeed be required. You have me on Facebook so judge my innocence for yourself!!! hehe xx