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gail
Female Author

Canada
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#41 | Posted: 9 Jan 2013 23:33
Janine:
After all these digressions about codpieces, bras, and breasts, the focus returns to where it should (my ass)!

Bookworthy

So true, thanks for getting us refocused !

And I want all LSF members to know that it is the delectable J-ass that I use as the prototypical bottom in my most sensuous stories.

jools
Female Author

New_Zealand
Posts: 801
#42 | Posted: 10 Jan 2013 12:01
Janine:
After all these digressions about codpieces, bras, and breasts, the focus returns to where it should (my ass)!
Yes Janine.....Although your breast size didn't match the j-sized brazier your ass is still in question as a J sized match. Personally, my upper torso is too petite for a j fitting and my ass is unfortunately nowhere near J-sized....and more closer to a Y fitting... which is why I prefer a thong! hehe. I suggest, Janie, the powers that be re-examine your proportions to exclude you innocence. Somehow, though, I suspect the real perpetrator is Gail! She is the one who started this rumour-mill of j against j... i suggest she under-go a thorough examination of upper and lower curves to see if she indeed is the perpetrator trying to distract by laying blame on other innocent members.

jools
Female Author

New_Zealand
Posts: 801
#43 | Posted: 10 Jan 2013 12:05
smeple:
I believe you Jools, even if no one else does. I am not an attorney (though I have seen many of them on TV), so if you require legal services to help you fight these scandalous comments against your character (not to mention those scandalous garments which were allegedly against your, um, allegedly fine characterS), I would be happy to provide them. Of course, I may have to examine said undergarment, as well as the alleged wearer (i.e. you) of said undergarment, to make sure you are innocent (or, at the very least, not guilty). If you wish to use my services, please send me a message, along with the applicable pictures.

Thanks so much Smeple! It seems your services may indeed be required. You have me on Facebook so judge my innocence for yourself!!! hehe xx

Janine
Female Validater

USA
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#44 | Posted: 14 Jan 2013 23:20
jools:
Yes Janine.....Although your breast size didn't match the j-sized brazier, your ass is still in question as a J sized match.

People need to stop asking questions about my ass! It's pretty self-explanatory.

gail
Female Author

Canada
Posts: 333
#45 | Posted: 14 Jan 2013 23:26
Janine:
It's pretty self-explanatory.

Self explanatory...or delectable ?

jools
Female Author

New_Zealand
Posts: 801
#46 | Posted: 15 Jan 2013 01:30
gail:
Janine:
It's pretty self-explanatory.

Self explanatory...or delectable ?

At least no one (no names mentioned..... 'Norah... Gail' *cough cough) has accused your ass of being TUBBY! Not really my idea of 'light' (yes, bad pun intended) banter when I was having an 'I feel (*look) fat' in certain areas day!

njrick
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USA
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#47 | Posted: 15 Jan 2013 02:00
jools:
I was having an 'I feel (*look) fat' in certain areas day!

you look GORGEOUS... in, um... "certain areas."

flip230
Male Member

USA
Posts: 26
#48 | Posted: 15 Jan 2013 14:22
I' for one would be happy to contribute toward said fund by attending Janine's breast-fitting. I'll pay triple to attend her bum-fitting.


PLEASE ADD ME TO BOTH OF THE FITTING INVITE LISTS!
I CAN EVEN BRING A RULER TO MEASURE WITH IF THAT WOULD HELP?

gail
Female Author

Canada
Posts: 333
#49 | Posted: 15 Jan 2013 15:32
flip230:
I CAN EVEN BRING A RULER TO MEASURE WITH

Rulers are not used here to measure with; they have other more nefarious uses.

You should report immediately to Ms Thrashbottom and ask her to demonstrate the ruler's true purpose.

norah
Female Member

Ireland
Posts: 21
#50 | Posted: 15 Jan 2013 16:04
Oh Gail....Someone gives you an inch and you take a mile...... why or why do you want to be in the naughty corner all the time...

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