Another "Flash and Dash Incident" reported from the chatroom

Unless Janine sports some anatomical uniqueness, double pay seems like a more logical number.

I guess I'm banking on her having a dynamite ass, which, as a spanko, she ought to have, right?.

Hmm, having my face covered by a lady's bra, especially one still warm from her body? Ahh, marvelous.

From rumours I have heard the female victim (owner of above-mentioned brazier) was using the item as a slingshot to ward off the thousands of male admirers who had been threatening to spank her in the chat room! Now this is just hearsay of course but a most plausible reason for Ms J to remove her supportive undergarment. According to my sources, who shall remain nameless, she was using the codpiece as a rather effective missile!

It is a definitely a bonus but not a necessary prerequisite to being a spanko, Rick. I think all that is needed is AN ass of any size of form! Even though I am not one of them, petiter-bottomed (okay I KNOW that isn't really a word!) females may find your comment rather sexist (or should that be sizeist!!!) and suggest you be sent to Miss Thrashbottom for disciplinary correction immediately!

Miss J (ools), until ownership is decided, I would advise you to be careful...some saying comes to mind about those in glasshouses should not use bras or slingshot to throw stones.

Now, while I can't say anything about your size, your initial and admirer lists length are much of muchness to Lady Janine's, and it can only be time before you too get a popup inviting you in for a trial...fitting that is.

As they say in another saying, if the glove or bra fits, wear it.

Gail.

She must be one hot lady. We cool girls wear a brassiere.

Maybe the heat was too much explain why she took it off and dropped it.

One other bit of evidence pointing your way came to light in the chatroom. West Viking told us you were having broadband problems. I surmised that this was the reason your bra was uncomfortable and why you took it off in the chatroom, but he seemed to think it was your Internet that was the issue.

I would keep this in mind if you have to defend any wanton behavior that you may be accused of.

I am innocent I tell you!!! My fail-proof alibi, which I stand by, is that I avoid wearing restrictive undergarments in the heat of Summer, thus presumably why I never received an interrogatory pop-up from LSF officials!!! And of course they know I am far to sweet to engage in wanton behaviour, or hurl missiles at my fellow members. Tsk, tsk, such libellous defamation of my spotless character, Gail. You should be thoroughly spanked!!!!! And someone should get to the bottom of these dreadful accusations at once. I vote that Gail report to Miss Thrashbottom immediately then spend the next year in the Norty Corner (It's about time the poor forgotten folk in there should get a reprieve) hehe

Our society simply shouldn't allow these dangerous items to be in the hands of the general public. It time to ban bras forever, except for carefully controlled military and police use perhaps.