Another "Flash and Dash Incident" reported from the chatroom

I suppose with a "tip-off" a smaller codpiece would be required.

I'm sure the chatroom could use a dominatrix or anyone else who wanted to stop by for that matter. Could I have the bra perhaps? I'll give it to my boss as a thank you for not making me work the second of two shifts in a row, it wouldn't surprise me to find out he wears ladies underwear.
Nswitch/thereader0987

Perhaps the "J" is not the initial of the owner but is instead the cup size which would explain the 4 page list of admirers.

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it is all Nswitch's fault, he is constantly trying to spank both Norah and Gail, far be it for me to say anything much but it does seem rude to subject an impressionable little boy like myself to this sort of violent behaviour. there no longer seems to be any opportunity for us brats to have fun anymore

Hey I never try to spank Gail. Norah on the other hand...... Besides I only do that because we've gotten to know each other and I'm rather unsuccessful at it anyway. I don't just try to spank any woman who joins the chatroom (not unless they want me too ). If my behavior is so disagreeable to the female population of the library chatroom perhaps they ought to try spanking me...
Nswitch/thereader0987

I just received a surprising pop-up informing me that I am on the suspect list just because my name starts with J. I was further notified to expect some sort of "breast fitting" to determine whether the bra in question belongs to me.

So I must ask...is this standard operating procedure in the library? Sort of like Cinderella's foot fitting into the slipper?

Janine

My sources tell me that it was actually more today do with the number of admirers than your initial.

My source also said that LSF staff have been inundated with requests to attend your fitting ever since tiptopper floated the theory that the "J" was a size rather than an initial. Staff are said to be considering making it a fundraiser for the staff fund.

AKA the crisps fund?

It depends on which staff member is in charge of the fund - Pink (crisps), flopsy (chocolate) or Februs (imitation Red Bull). I' for one would be happy to contribute toward said fund by attending Janine's breast-fitting. I'll pay triple to attend her bum-fitting.