TV Shows that needed Spankings

They shoulda paddled all them pesky dinosaurs, too.

Eva Longoria is often asking for a spanking on Desperate Housewives.

Never saw the show... but sure would if that would happen.

Thank you--but selling the scripts would be another issue, wouldn't it?

"Really, we can't have a spanking in every weekly episode of the show, it's not a program about kinky sexuality or domestic discipline...Can't you write a script without including a bare-bottom blistering that takes up ten minutes of our air time?"

Of course, Dr. Grant was being paid a great amount of money as a consultant by John Hammond, so giving his employer's grandson even a few buttsmacks merely for being overly enthusiatic about dinosaurs might not be a good career move. (The movie reverses the ages of the children BTW, in the novel Tim was the older grandchild--and Hammond wasn't as nice a person either.)

In the original "Battlestar Galactica" series (1978-79), I could've envisioned the rougish Lieuenant Starbuck (he was a male in the first BSG series) being spanked by either his old girlfriend (Athena) or the new one he ended up effectively dumping her for (Cassiopiea), or possibly both of them together--with a leather strap or a Spencer paddle, or again maybe both, on his naked buttcheeks. Of course, it would've also been interesting to have seen the two rivals for Starbuck's romantic attention in a confrontation which resulted with one of them walloping the other, or even them taking turns whacking each other's bare derriere with a lexan paddle; that might be before they conspired to trap their boyfriend so they could discipline him together showing belated womanly solidarity.

Captain Apollo was probably too indulgent as Boxey's stepfather to discipline him effectively, especially with the boy's mother (Serena) recently deceased, but later on Apollo's new girlfriend Sheba might have done so, possibly with her hairbrush whacking Boxey's bare behind OTK when he got into playful mischief.

This actually belongs in the "Shameless Plug" thread, but I'll mention here that I did write two stories about TNG's Wesley Crusher being spanked, "Ensign Upended" (short and straightforward) and "Stellar Shock" (projecting his future life as a Traveler)... --C.K.

Wow, and I thought I was into Sci-fi CK. Did Boxey have some sort of mechanical pet that whirred away at odd moments? A Spencer paddle ? Sounds intriguing , is it some futuristic provider of pain or is my imagination working overtime (again !). I must look out for that tale of Wesley being spanked, sounds just like my cup of Rosie-Lee. Ah well, to boldly go........................

Here's one--"Moonlighting" with Cybelle Shepard and Bruce Willis. It was a battle-of-the-sexes plotline and a spanking incident would have worked if the times hadn't been so PC and all.

Actually seeing Addison try to spank Maddie would have been an interesting incident in the show and their relationship. He did once threaten to 'paddle' one of the male employees for making time with one of the young female secretaries who was kind of a daughter figure to he and Maddie.

Yes, Boxey's real flesh-and-blood daggit (dog-type pet) was killed in the Cyclon surprise attack on the Twelve Colonies, so members of the GALACTICA's crew apparently took time off from desperately fighting for the survival of the human race to make a mechanical daggit, called "Muffet" or something like that, to be the boy's new pet. (Apparently humans still hadn't figured out that it wasn't a good idea to create artificial constructs in the image of biological life forms--but the pseudodaggit was a classic canine hero in one episode in which the ship was on fire.)

A Spencer paddle is simply a large wooden paddle with a rectangular striking surface containing numerous small holes for greater swinging velocity (reduced air resistance)--there's nothing futuristic about it, other than that as a 'supplier of sting' it can leave the buttcheeks of the recipients of its directed attentions sore for several days into the future... --C.K.

Wrestler 24, I agree with you 100% about Sarah Palin. The spanking scene should take place in President Obama's Oval Office. After calling her into the office, and chastising her verbably for her abusive ways. He should command her to bend over his Oval Desk, raise her dress waist high, take down her bloomers, and cane that bare bottom of hers, six or more strokes , and the very best strokes.

She'd never do it. SP is one you'd have to drag over your lap, and pin her there, in order give her a good paddling.