Who knows you're a spanko?

Primitive and poorly worded. Try "your aroma is distractingly foul," and ideally throw in a literary allusion of some sort.

Thank YOU for the (constructive) criticism of my criticism.

But we're not answering the original question.

True. One of us should really threaten the other with a spanking for that.
I guess in a writing group, if there's any spanking in the writing, one's fellow writers would have one's number fairly quickly. (Semi on topic.)

I find it's hard to keep spanking out of the writing, even if I try to write something more mainstream. That old itch keeps on needing scratching.

It took me nearly five decades, but I finally found my soulmate. I am truly blessed....

Only my dearest vanilla hub knows; he knows all my secrets and I, his. I found out a number of years ago my brother, two years younger, was a spanker; his wife confided it to my sister. My sister was mystified by their relationship and pretty derisive when she told me. So I just smiled and shrugged my shoulders when she asked what I thought.

My favorite nephew- son of my youngest sister- has an email address with the phrase Crimson Moon, so I suspect... We talk about art, writing, music and politics and the intricacies of our family relationships. If he brought it up, I'd discuss it with him.

Most people do not want to know details of the sex lives of others, at least not in public company. There are always naysayers in a group who complain if someone makes a comment regarding sexual preferences. TMI! Too Much Information! someone will shout and the conversation collapses. I really don't need others to know I'm a spanko. I'm a member of a writing group and active in the local college writing scene, but would not share my spanking stories with them. My hub has requested I be discreet, that's one reason why, but perhaps there really is no reason for them to know.
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JessicaK

If you live in a city area there should be one or two, you can find them via the internet or possibly in a library notice, or arts listings in the media. You need to know your audience a bit before bringing anything edgy!