Royal Wedding

All the best people are!!! The only other option is inbreeding! Excellent for producing blue blooded types and village idiots!

No Welsh that I know of, but I claim the other lines, plus 1/16th Cherokee Indian.

"Timbertop" sounds like a most appropriate place to send royalty. Well, as far as I know I'm entirely British unless you go back far enough for the Scandinavian origins of my surname (so I've probably got a bit of rampaging Danish viking); but I am 1/4 Welsh. Mind you, DNA analysis nowadays turns up some very surprising facts.

Reminds me of my favourite line from Laurie Lee's 'Cider with Rosie' (talking about rural Gloucestershire where he grew up in the 1920s): "Quiet incest flourished where the roads were bad."

What a beautiful book, I remember the description of his first day at school. I also loved As I walked out one midsummers morning about his travels in Spain. Great writer. I think he started off as a poet.

If ever one of the royal 'bare bottoms' need a spanking it is Camilla, the Dutchess of Cornwall. And the perfect spanking implement to be used on her 'royal' voluptous bare bottom, would be a riding crop, with her jodphurs, and 'directoire knicker's taken down to her knee's and walloped vehmently on that naked rear end of her's. And she has had need of such treatment for sometime.

Camilla Hot!

Sorry but I just don't see it! I also don't get all this hysteria regarding Pippa's bottom, I'm afraid it just isn't curvy enough for me, it lacks some flesh but hey! I'm a bottom so why do I care lol Now give the lovely Zara a cane and I'll happily bend over!

I don't see the fuss about Pippa's backside, there's nothing wrong with it, but give me her big sister any day. Wills is one lucky Prince.

Princess Anne in her younger days was possessed of a most voluptuous and thrashable posterior, and she was very much a horsewoman so often in jodhpurs: slow-motion of her falling over her horse's head when it refused a water-jump was classic. The Sun "newspaper" printed a photo of the wind whipping up her long, loose skirt to reveal a most compelling plump, well-parted rump with the bottom-crack eating her knickers. Intrusive, but isn't living in a glass house part of the job description?

She was also in her younger days very hot-tempered and opinionated, so often deserved a good spanking.

Cal33

Camilla hot? Hmmm. And hmmmm again.