Which spanking cliches drive you crazy

Otherwise known as 'the sit spot'. On the contrary, I've always found that spanks applied just there elicit particularly satisfying yelps form the spankee, and many women have told me that it's an especially sensitive area..

Oh, I hope not. I meant the thread to be all in fun!

And in any case, for every cliche that usually drives me mad, there's always someone who will write a story where it works beautifully.

I'm thinking of making a list of all the cliches mentioned here and jam them into one and the same story...

Don't worry, I have taken it all in fun. I have also wondered about trying to take each cliche here and cram it all into one story.

Challenge accepted! Let's see who can make the worst one.

Just like "Springtime for Hitler" backfired on Max Bialystock, don't be surprised if this intentional cliche-fest doesn't end up being the most popular story on the LSF.

I dont like the "sir" thing type of addressing to the spanker. Too distant and it puts me off. I dont like It as in excessive good manners either (when It looks more like wearing a straitjacket than receiving a spanking). I like It natural but proper if you know what I mean. Nothing over the top.

I love the naughty Word, though!

I dislike the counting and the implement choosing. I know this is very attractive for many but this is a matter of taste after all. I like to take the whole control and not give up on any choice. I decide, and I like to go and grab It myself, so the spankee can see while they are waiting and watching in agony

My Grandfather (born sometime in the late 1800's) had a ready response for any toff that demanded to be called Sir.

"And when were you knighted?" he would reply.

The fact that he was a heavyweight boxer in his youth probably had something to do with the fact that his retort was seldom challenged.

That would most likely be me, since you are the superior writer.

Good reply. But what did he say if the toff did turn out to be a knight?