Caroline has just rung to say that she'll happily enroll all of you in the 'frequent spankee' programme, so you can all visit the RDSC free of charge, and she'll then take you all out to the Guinea Grill for a slap up dinner where the cushions are soft and the bar is legendary!
Now that's an offer you can't refuse, so form an orderly queue please, with Linda at the front! |