To Mr. Blimp, twisted8 et al ...

Dear Sirs

I would just like to make it known that I am not responsible for the pies, snowballs or other missiles thrown at innocent readers and authors.

Yes, they may bear my name, but trust me - if I was chucking them, I wouldn't be so stupid as to sign my own name!

I will not point the finger at anyone, but I would suspect a certain Angel and a Rabbit of conspiring to make me the patsy for these nefarious deeds.

Yours faithfully

The good, well-behaved, innocent Linda!

*Clears throat noisily*

Hmm me think she doth protest too much

I would just like to state for the official record that I have no history of any such behaviour and would never abuse the esteemed members of this library!

How can the defendant assert her innocence when she would have no knowledge of the alleged offences unless she was present at the time, ie she was sending them!! *shocked inhalation*

So the prosecution rests (well x-factor is now on!!) secure in the knowledge that Linda is indeed as guilty as her post makes her look.

ps, don't believe anything twisted8 might say... he is after all... well... twisted

Linda makes some good points, as does Pink Angel - and I'm sure flopsy would as well. So there appears to be only way way to resolve this, and that would be... SPANKINGS ALL AROUND! Hooray!

Yay! Spankings for the Rabbit and the Angel! I'll watch, keep count, and hold the jackets.

I think "all round", though implies more than just two participants
- eh Linda?

I've got a notebook, though,and a calculator!!

Oh yes indeed ... the spanker and the Angel and the Rabbit! That's three!

I have been talking again with my good friend, the amateur sleuth, Professor Bore. He tells me he has received a signed confession from Linda! The interesting thing is though, it seems to be in PinkAngel's poorly disguised handwriting! Both the learned Professor and I are in complete agreement. SPANKINGS ALL AROUND!!!

See? I told you she was the norty one!

I'm sweet and innocent and nice and never do norty things.

I hate to correct you...Now let me see!! The spanker, the Angel, the bad bunny and.... surely we are not forgetting anyone are we..................let me think...............Yes, LINDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're quite right!

She's great at teaching English but Linda can't count!