The Liberation of elliej

You were born in 1928

I have to say that is quite a picture you're conjuring up in my mind, don't spose you happen to resemble Gerard Butler (clean-shaven of course) at all do you... sighs dreamily...

It is a novel use for a bread knife twisted8. Perhaps you have a masochistic side to your nature after all that you have never really explored. I should think that method of nasal trimming would make your eyes water! Almost worse than tweezers! Who knows you may even enjoy your painful interview with Miss Thrashbottom.

The little anecdote about the bread knife reminded me of my first days in student accomodation. It was self catering and I had no idea of how to cook but valiantly I selected the largest saucepan I could find and started boiling some potatoes. Then a passing student said I shouldn't use that saucepan if I was you! Why on earth not? Well it's up to you of course but one of the girls boils her underwear in it! He wasn't lying either because a few days later I saw her do it!

Billy Bunter is still funny and well worth reading. Most of the canings are administered by Mr Quelch who is on the lenient side compared to Miss Thrashbottom so I hear!!

Proofread, proofread, proofread, proofread, proofread. Then. Proofread, proofread, proofread, proofread!

I was born in 1728. I got the razor strop in 1996 when I was a mere 286 from a antiquer Dom buddie of mine. It works great and is nicely broken in. I bet when Miss Thrashbottom arrives over here, she will take one look at it and we will fall into a typical Top 'shop talk' session over our toys and be best of friends. As to Gerald Butler; he seems nice looking for a young man. But Pink Angel, won't you have to train him up? A bit on the young side wouldn't ya say?

So. Did Billy get it in the comics as well? How about the TV show?

Well about that bread knife. Since I've been elevated to the notice board and being a good Boy Scout; I will use what ever is at hand.

BTY. If you have a chance you might tell Miss Trashbottom that there is five inches of snow on the ground here and she might want to wait a couple of days.

Oh. I almost forgot. Great editing. Just as you would expect from the expert library staff here.

Grin!

Hehe I did wonder when you would notice!!

At least you know what you are up against

Hey!!!! What's up with elliej? Everytime I'm on the site she is logged on as 'Validating Que' . Or something like that. I thought she had been liberated! You guys are slave drivers but we love you cause yer perverts. Give elliej a bottle of the good stuff; her pay packet; and three days off. She can probably find her own trouble with ammunition like that. Hrhmmmp!

A bottle of good stuff? Yes please. Do you know I was locked in a cupboard in the back of the library and have only just managed to break the lock? Yup, that's what happens in the Library twisted8. But now that I have my bottle of 'good stuff' I'll just pop right back into the cupboard and have a nap!

Ha! I knew it! Held in spanking slavery by perv's. But you love it, seeing as how you have sentenced yourself to it for a few days. Or is it something more like lurid? And here I thought you were the 'Smart One' during the jail brake of a couple of days ago. Oh well. Keep us informed. Girl! Grin!