The Liberation of elliej

I'm pleased to notice that after seven or eight weeks at least, that our girl elliej has been released from close scrutiny in Norty Corner by Miss Thrashbottom. While we are also naturally sorry that the illustrious blimp has taken her place we are all confident of his ability to withstand the stress of close attention by the planets most notorious and vicious spanker. Congratulations elliej!

Poor Blimp, seems like a nice chap too.... Still maybe he will enjoy his time there

This is what happens when you malign Febs' beloved footy team

I didn't mean to imply that there was anything wrong in Sir Alex lending the referee his watch!

Shush and face the corner!!

The library noticeboard is really quite informative, isn't it. I don't think twisted8 has noticed it has revealed his little secret ....... (Apparently he shaves his nasal hairs with a bread knife)

Is that thin or thick sliced?

Pity. I rather liked elliej. Has the Scots mafia come to her rescue. Will she recover?

I only wish that there were shots of frozen Stoly with cold pints instead of sherry. I'm so washed out in purple anyway.

Don't get drunk and let the bread knife slip or you might cut your nose off!

It's not getting drunk that concerns me; line up some more shots. It's having to live next door to 'spotty underpants'. Eeeewwwwww!