There are already 'Kinky Crackers' (I think they're called). I believe their fillings include flavoured condoms, butt plugs, lube, nipple clamps, thumb cuffs, bullet vibrators, blindfolds and sex dice.
As for the food, how about a Christmas pudding which, instead of having sixpences, wedding bells, bachelor's buttons and similar traditional tokens concealed in it, had (for example) miniature paddles, slippers, tawses etc instead. The lucky/unlucky person who found the token in their portion of pud, would have to offer the token to one of their fellow-diners - and their bottom for a spanking with its real-life equivalent!
(I wish I'd thought of this earlier - I could have made a Christmas story out of it!) |