What are your pet peeves in a spanking video ?

Bripuk hit MY sweetspot when he mentioned the "bulls eye bruising" AKA the militarily marching cadence of left, right, left, right ... ad infinitum. Yes, truly the doldrums in swatting the same spot constantly with no letup and no change ever from any angle. That's just crazy. It will take months for the actor/actress (using the term lightly) to recover from such amateur idiocy, if ever. What a numbingly dissuadive sight to see.

I hate terrible settings! So many spanking videos are set in either cheap motel rooms or sparsely furnished sets, yet they are presented as a "real domestic spanking." I also despise bad acting... lines that are clearly being recited from memory with no attempt at conveying a real scene.

Poor production values and lack of acting skill are common complaints. In a few cases one gets the impression of a real couple using a little 'amateur dramatics' to spice up their relationship, but mostly it seems to be a case of the producer believing that, as long as it contains a spanking, no-one is going to care about believable acting, casting, the setting, costumes, plots, lighting or camera work.

If only spanking could become mainstream enough to feature in big-budget Hollywood movies...!

I like to see spanking videos made with as much realism as possible. That means if a naughty woman shown being CANED or BIRCHED on her knickers down bare bottom, she should feel the PAIN, which should show not only show on her non-smiling face, but realistically on her naked rear end. LUPUS videos, were a good example of this. And I thank them for it.

Dangerous Method has a couple of scenes with the delightful Keira Knightley being spanked and of course there was also Secretary.

Alas, they were so obviously faked. And KK made a great to-do about how 'traumatic' those scenes were for her, when not a single stroke even touched her bottom.

I don't like the videos where the spankee is strapped down and she is beaten with a cane until she is almost bleeding. Some of the Russian videos show girls getting 50 or more vicious strokes with the cane. I wonder how much that have to pay those poor girls to get beaten that way. I think some of them may really be abducted.

Really ham acting - especially the non-spanking stuff. Man grimaces, shouts but very clearly, like a politician or police officer trying to be heard above crowd noise. Woman's mouth opens wide and her hands go to her face; she holds this pose for several seconds. Man points at bed/couch/chair and again holds pose. Woman stares at bed/couch/chair, stares at him (he's still pointing) and back at bed/couch/chair...

The worst thing is women that are nearly as old as I am pretending to be schoolgirls. Cannot stand headmasters with tattoos and pony tails that look as if they could go a few rounds with Mike Tyson either. Actually I hate nearly all spanking videos as they are either too nasty, particularly Czech and Russian ones, or else too feeble to actually deserve the name spanking video. Caned Every Day was a particularly good one as the schoolmistress was absolutely excellent!!