Spanking lessons in Cambridge

This sort of thing never happened in Trumpton...

Will the university step in by offering a master program in spankology?

Why didn't I know anything about it-my local supermarket is in Trumpington.
Immediately adjacent to Grantchester of Rupert Brooke fame by the way.

Now there is an idea for a story


"Right, men: Action Stations! Bend Over!"

"Pugh, Pugh, Barney-McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub"

LOL My husband came home from work yesterday and had printed out the internet article about this, thinking it would make for interesting reading. I guess he knows me pretty well! I found it amusing that they served tea and biscuits during the meetings. How very British!

Tomorrow I'm going to a charity coffee morning at a fetish club where there'll be cakes for sale and a raffle. In the evening there's a kinky play party.

Rowan Pelling has written an amusing feature in today's Daily Telegraph-prob available on-line.
She used to edit "The Erotic Review" and lives in Cambridge.

I did some creative research into this, and the meetings were not cancelled due to their content. Apparently, some neighbors complained that the "loud, smacking sounds" emanating from the Village Hall would keep them up until the wee hours of the night, and make it hard for them (no pun intended here) to get up for work the next morning. This would result in many "sickie" call-ins, and the loss of productivity would eventually cause the eventual collapse of the Trumpington economy.

Luckily, I have just invented a soundless paddle. I have submitted my invention to the Trumpington Board for approval. I have requested to be present when the testing is done on the Trumpington Board Members. Once it is approved, I expect that the Board will allow the TRC meetings to resume. I will keep everyone here posted as to the progress of this issue.

Now, its time to go back to work. I am currently working on how to procure a soundless response to my soundless paddle. I may need some test subjects though . . .

All in the name of science, of course.

I wonder if the Duchess of Cambridge or her even more spankable sister were asked to attend the event.