smeple:
Luckily, I have just invented a soundless paddle. I have submitted my invention to the Trumpington Board for approval. I have requested to be present when the testing is done on the Trumpington Board Members. Once it is approved, I expect that the Board will allow the TRC meetings to resume. I will keep everyone here posted as to the progress of this issue. Now, its time to go back to work. I am currently working on how to procure a soundless response to my soundless paddle. I may need some test subjects though . . .
Well, wouldn't that be the effect of something like a ball gag?
I'm not much for being gagged while being walloped (or doing the walloping either) though, since IMHO verbal reactions are a considerable part of the fun for both spanker and spankee.
Still, if the right woman from here were to be my 'testing partner,' so to speak, I might be willing to discover how well such a gag would actually function.
It would allow for some sweet teasing anyway:
"Now, my dear test subject, I'm going to finish up with fifty more all-out swats of the Spencer paddle followed by twenty extra-hard swishes with the nylon cane. If that's too much, or if you even wish to terminate the experiment right now, just tell me before I resume."
"Mmmmph!"
"Silence means assent, I take it then..."

--C.K.