bendover:
A blond is looking around by a light pole for something when a man walks up and asks her if he could be of any help finding her lost item. The blond tells him she lost her keys. The guy and the blond are looking around for ten minutes.
Gradually more and more people show up. They look around for another half hour before everyone but the first guy gives up.
The guy finally says, "Are you sure you lost them here?"
"No," the blond replies, "I lost them over there somewhere," and points to the other non-working lamp post.
"Well, why are we looking here?" The man asks.
The blond gives him a sarcastic look. "Duh! There's no light over there."
Well, if we're starting on the blonde jokes....
A blonde drives her car into a service station and says to the attendant, "Hey, could you take a look at the engine? It's making a funny noise."
"Sure," says the attendant. "Go get yourself a cup of coffee, and I'll see what the trouble is."
Fifteen minutes later the blonde comes back. "Ok lady, all fixed," says the guy. "That'll be twenty dollars."
"Wow, that was quick," says the blonde. "What was it?"
"Oh, no biggie. Just crap in the carburettor."
"Oh, ok," says the blonde. "How often do I have to do that?"