opb, I have another joke, about a French letter, that is similar to the ping pong paddle joke. I will post it, IF at least one person replies on this board and request I do so. Meanwhile, let me introduce a change of pace with a Christian joke: A man was walking through the woods one day when he met a large bear. The man immediately decided it would be a good idea, to turn around and run away. The bear thought it would be fun to chase the man through the woods. Seeing he couldn't outrun the bear, the man climbed up a small tree. The bear decided to try a new game, shaking the tree hard enough so the man would fall out. Now this man was a Christian, so as he fell from the tree, he began to pray. The only prayer he could think of at the moment was, "Dear Lord, please let the bear be a Christian, too." The bear reached out with his mighty forepaws, and caught the man before he could hit the ground. Then the bear prayed, "Heavenly Father, we thank you for the food we are about to receive, and please bless it in Jesus' name." |