corncrake:
blimp:
Lucky I hadn't posted that crate of good whisky off to the Librarians then! Better make it a crate of fizzy Vimto instead
Oh dear, whose whisky was it we were drinking then
Better leave the fizzy stuff for flops 'cos she loves it
Oh noooooo please - not the fizzy vimto!!
It makes me hiccup so loudly I'll blow the roof right off - then you'll all be sorry