LSF Staff Working Overtime

I couldn't help but notice the large number of new stories put up today, not to mention validations and re-validations. The numbers are large at this minute; 42/17/11. And it's Saturday no less! Februs must have written new code for the paddling machines behind each librarians desk. We knew about the chains and the drop-seats of course but something must have turned up the pace! Why even our beloved Pink Angel is working at top speed.

All hail the Librarians!

twisted8

Please get me out of here... Febs has locked the door and wont let me go home *sobs*

Erm... don't spose you have any whisky on you do you?

Pink - ever hopeful - Angel

Alas, the paddling machines seem to be ineffective as the LSF staff have left poor old me doing all the work and maninng the phones once again. Two of them are off socialising and drinking 100% proof spirits, another is farm building on Facebook and yet another is spilling butternut squash soup all over herself while seemingly inebriated. I tell you, it's a hard life in Tech Support at the LSF..

Last night I sent in 5 stories - and they are already up. That's a blindly fast turnaround.

Goodgulf

It could be better. I haven't yet seen the story I intend to send in next week.

I demand a pay rise.

Or to be paid at all would be nice

Watch it - I'm coming round with a bucket (no rudie remarks please, it's to put yer money in!)

You are usually safer passing the hat round flopsy! Well done you superduper librarians! And well done to Februs for getting the most out of his slaveforce!

Slaveforce's are good!

Well a case of good whiskey for the girls then. It would be fun to trade shot's with these three and see how they hold up. Grin!

Februs. I'm passing the word that we all need to chip in on a nubile young spanko thing to sooth your spirit. We will be sending her over soon.

As I said. Great work!

Well I am quite sure I could drink them all under the table! In my youth a case of good whisky would be polished off before breakfast!! You rarely find a woman who can hold her drink. Half a bottle and they start sliding off the chair. Or maybe that's when flopsy's bucket comes in useful!?

That sounds like a challenge, blimp! See you in the pub ... I'll bring a bucket