Wheatwine:
I wrote a vampire short story a few years ago. I won't appear here, as it has nothing to do with spanking. In fact, I'm not sure anyone would publish it, anywhere. I could probably find an online site which would publish it, but it's probably the best thing I've ever written, and I'd like to get paid for it.
I have a vampire story too, actually. And an idea for a longer screenplay. We should be bros.