'Caught In The Act' Story Challenge 2017

Maybe it's just me, but I still feel uncomfortable when characters let rip in the movies.

Can you imagine the 'Black Widow' lifting her leg and rasping out a window shaker?

"Told you so Thor...thunder without lightning...it CAN be done."

Err, no, that would sort of ruin it for me. Well, if any of the Avengers did it actually. Except maybe for Downey, he can get away with anything. In the Brooks movies it always felt right though, he knew how to make people laugh with really low level, but also sometimes really biting satirical, jokes.

Well look at this, my lovely Challenge thread taken off topic again, and degenerated into a discussion about films and farting!!! Methinks it's time to call in Miss Thrashbottom to restore order... Get in line!

Okay... (cringing with regret) ...People! Get your shit together and start sending entries in! Less than three days to go!

Sorry

(can't believe flopsybunny said fart)

I'm on it Miss Flopsy, I'm on it.

Yes'm Miss Daisy.

The sound you hear now is me running away from Flopsy.

...aaaand time is almost up!! Send your stuff in!!

Rats!

I forgot to mention flatulence in my challenge story. As it's in the zeitgeist I'm doomed!
The above comment was intended solely for humorous effect and should in no way be taken to imply that I have either entered or not entered the challenge.

Who said anything about entering?! What I can with a clean conscience reveal at this point is that of course did I or not send an entry to the challenge. It could very well be that I did or not send one in. I'm eagerly awaiting the curtain being removed on July 22nd so I can find out if I did. Here's a clue; if I sent one in - it could well be that it is about spanking. If you read all the stories (and score them so we'll have a great challenge with high individual scores and many comments so we show our appreciation for the site owners) maybe you can find such and then you cannot rule out that it might be mine

Damn, this is going to be a tough one. I've only read 5 stories so far but 4 of the 5 I can easily see winning this challenge. I'm not sure whether I've just arbitrarily picked the cream of the crop right away or whether everybody has just really outdone themselves this time. Well, only 43 more to go...