Which Are You?

cheery

That's much better

That's right, you take your medication.

No sugar? Is that allowed? Oh wait, she's up in Scotland yes? They are barbarians up there. *tip toeing out the door now.*

"Shall I hold your coat for you PA?"

No sugar here either! The Scots like lots of salt with everything I seem to remember from my last stay there. Caleb, milky coffee!!? There is no hope for you! I like a double espresso, followed by another double! It gets the blood moving in the morning and I need something to wash down all that toast and marmalde.

Cheery, I am glad to see you have our "submissive" snowballing librarian under proper control but what medication are you giving her? It seems to be making her worse! Fetch this! Fetch that! Where's my coffee? Take some advice from an old hand! Put your foot down whilst you still can!

Wuss, I like double whisky followed by another and ...oh and a bloke to pour them

I am very strict with myself as far as alchohol is concerned. I always make the bottle last the whole day!

I am a disproportionate switch. I get many more spankings than I give. (just got another one today in fact)

There is no spanking going on at my house; but I wish there was.

Sounds like you need to get a new house!