Which Are You?

Master, Mistress, Dom, Domme Or Top?
Slave, Sub, Bottom, Age Player or Brat?

Enquiring minds are a terrible thing to waste. Now maybe this is lame and a phenominal waste of time. If so I will tuck my tail betwixts mine own legs and depart in shame.

But (yes I know you should never ever begin a sentence with but, but hey, t'is life) here goes. I am a brat and I live with and am married to my Top.

Any takers?

You are but you do also take lots of snowballs etc with reasonably good grace

I am an enigma...

In my marriage I am (supposedly hehe) submissive. To other spankos I am a playful, sometimes annoying, bottom and to people who annoy me I am evil with distinct domme tendencies

I am actually a plant.

I am an old git!

Sorry, I suppose I should say more! When I was younger I was attracted by femme fatales. Now I am older I am still attracted by femme fatales! My high spots now include toast and marmalade for breakfast, afternoon tea and a hot curry once a week.

I could have told you that

Now we just need cheery cos he is a grumpy old git

sometimes annoying,


you're TOO modest

I must say PinkAngel doesn't strike me as particularly submissive ?!! Maybe she hides it well? I have always loved bossy women! It just makes me purr inside! And of course then you have the chance to rebel!!!

I'm not cool enough to claim any of those roles. I know it sounds impossibly dull, but I scratch my spanking itch through writing and reading.

I am merely a spanker, and very occasionally a spankee. Also a (one-time) writer, a self-promoter, and, yes, another old git.

Oh for heavens sake why no switch on the list !?! The switch has the best of both worlds.