Size of Bottom with regards to spanking

This needs further research, ASAP.
@ Diana Miller: "bottom size: small
pain tolerance: rather shitty
spanko because: Mother Nature has a wicked sense of humour." Sounds much like me, except I'm a male.
"And as for hand size, Lady Pandora has small hands but gosh they deliver a painful smack. I also have small hands and, on the rare occasion I’ve tried to spank anyone, my hands hurt horribly straight away while the owner of the bottom tells me they have barely felt a thing." By all accounts, the lovely Lady Pandora is an excellent hand spanker. All can suggest is take notes and keep practicing. ;)
(At this point the ladies decide to use me as a test subject.)

This question is dealt with in a delightful way by TEM in Part 4 of our joint series (by The English Master and gail) "The Grit in the Oyster".

There are also some relevant comments.

@njrick:
Of course, as long as Mrs opb doesn't find out

gail

Hi Gail, I read your story "The Grit in the oyster". The view in that does seem plausible. Where did you get your information from?

There is gentleman of dubious repute and a wicked way with words who penned the response in this series.....I leave it to him to answer.

I'm afraid Sir Randolf Hardon departed this world due to a surfeit of oysters not long after penning his last letter to Miss Clithero, taking his sources with him to the grave. In Part 4 of that collection of letters, however, the old lecher did suggest that, due to its inevitably subjective nature, the vexed question of pain levels and bottom sizes might only ever be satisfactorily resolved by the invention of an 'ouchometer'. Perhaps, therefore, colleagues' efforts might more profitably be directed towards research into a blueprint for such an instrument.

Oh what a splendid idea - no-one would guess their identities beneath that marvellous disguise

I would think you can reference whoever you want providing no real/personal details are revealed, and the prose is light hearted with a dash of wicked humour as opposed to disparaging.

Some ladies might take offence if you described them as having a ginormous bottom, and set about you with a rolling pin, or pull out your pubic hairs one by one with a pair of tweezers ... imagine that, Ow!

... Some people would pay good money for that by the way...

I'm not one of them. however, my gf is a Registered Nurse, so her knowledge fo anatomy is better than most, I shudder to think what she might do to me. "Oh the infamy of it all."

Infamy, they've got it infamy!