virginiacherry:
there was a young plumber from leadswas plumbing his girl by the seashe said stop your plumbingI think someone is comingsaid the plumber, still plumbing, it's me
Thanks, Virginia. But of course the plumber came from Leigh, not Leeds - much better rhyme.
Another of my favourites (not by me):
There was a young lady of Bude
Who stood in a queue in the nude,
And a man up the front
Said "(Sniff, sniff) I smell cunt."
Just like that! Right out loud!
Bloody rude!