Loaded Question

Maybe he did wand Sherrie to spank him again

During my much younger, single days, I occasionally went with friends to a drinking-&-dancing establishment called "The Woodshed."

I sometimes envisioned asking a young lady to go on a date with me by saying, "I'd like to take you out to The Woodshed tonight," but a never tried it.

It was in a suburban area, so the CP-oriented reference would likely have been missed, anyway... --C.K.

Hilarious- I think I would have choked on my diet coke. Thanks for sharing.

I hope you got a good serving of roasted rump with your toasted buns!

There used to be an upmarket chain of pharmacies in Southern England called Savory and Moore.
In those more innocent times they had a sign with S&M displayed on each of their stores.
In the meetings I had with them at the time they referred to themselves as S&M without realising the alternative meaning, which was very little used in those days.
Regrettably this very pleasant and well-run small chain was taken over by a rapacious large multiple.

There was an outfit here in the U.S. that people used to always post pictures of called the S&M Clutch & Brake Co.

These off the cuff and more often than not, completely innocent remarks are delicious.
Growing up during the 60's and 70's I was subjected to countless comments, such as, "you're not to big to go over my knee you know," or " when was the last time you had your bottom smacked?".
Very often delivered by complete strangers.
For many years I enjoyed the veiled threats of spanking in movies and on the t.v. and to this day can spot a film listed in the paper and know that it has a spanking reference.
Even today, there is a cleaner where I work who, on more than one occasion, has said to me, "If you were my husband, I'd soon sort you out." Oooooooohhh

Wow some great stories here. I keep thinking back to that waitress bendover talked about. I just don't think I could hold it in if a waitress turned back to me and said "I need a good spanking"!

Did a bit of double take today, in the morning, when saw this short article on the NYT's Web site, "New York Today" section called "New York Today: Pick Up a Paddle". I think it is actually part of the blog and not in paper. Here is the link that may or may not work:
"http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/08/29/new-york-today-pick-up-a-paddle/?hpw&rr ef=nyregion&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&version=HpHedThumbWell&module=well-region&re gion=bottom-well&WT.nav=bottom-well"

The whole thing doesn't, but this bit does:

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/08/29/new-york-today-pick-up-a-paddle