Janine:
there are some special "spanky perks" for just us validators.
Do tell! Now that you have let the cat out of the bag, you cannot just leave us hanging on this. Since we haven't had a real life convention yet, I ass/u/me these perks you speak of are virtual in nature. Free spanking website passwords? Discounts on the LSF Publications website? A tutorial podcast on standards compliant browsers, hosted by Februs? (Just writing that last sentence is getting me hot).
Or, does Flopsy mail paddles, canes, belts and brushes to anonymous PO boxes across the globe, which the validators pick up wearing Groucho disguises?
Come on, we all want to hear about the Secret Life of Validators.