Famous people you'd like to spank or see spanked.

Ooh, right in the eye. And I who thought that we were just having a quiet and laid back conversation on what real life persons that we like to project our desires on... So you mean you're not dying to tell if it's for example George Michael that you'd love to see getting a massive whooping?

Brava.

...it had to be a girl to take the words 'bukkake storm' in her mouth...

(desperately trying to provoke a reaction here...)

I'm confident you have. I'm not sure if it's the one you were hoping for.

Eh, just drop it and come back upstairs, honey.

...Okay... (silly voice with head hanging low...)

I prefer spanking women as it is. I agree with Joan from Mad Men. Add Sarah Rafferty from Suits. And for men, Gabriel Macht from Suits.

I see Sarah Rafferty as more the spanker than the spankee, but if we're talking about Suits, let me add Meghan Markle to the list, maybe her boyfriend Prince Harry can do the honours.

Adding Sarah I nominate Jessica Chastain. Another beautiful red head with a wonderful bottom.

Pippa Middleton.