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rachelredbum
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#11 | Posted: 17 Feb 2013 03:34
The reason I remember Longbottom is from a book by english journalist Gyles Branndreth, who wrote a book called the Joy of Lex. In it there is a section for funny epitaphs. One of them was for someone whose last name was Longbottom and he had died young. The epitaph read "Ars longa vita brevis"

jools
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#12 | Posted: 17 Feb 2013 06:24
What about Roundbottom? That has a kinda posh twang to it don't you think? Or Round hyphen Moone (spelt with an e of course!!!!) Or Scarlet hyphen Moone! And I agree with the aforementioned post that Longbottom sounds rather posh tho it does have Harry Potter connotations with Neville Longbottom.

Seegee
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#13 | Posted: 17 Feb 2013 06:42
I always found the joke name James Bond gave to Vesper Lynd in Casino Royale amusing: Stephanie Broadchest.

jimisim
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#14 | Posted: 17 Feb 2013 13:27
The suffix bottom seems to be entirely Yorkshire/ Lancashire-as is my real name (not a bottom though).
The genealogy of English names is fascinating, and until the 50s and social mobility and mass immigration was very area dependent.
For instance Celtic, Angles, Saxons, Vikings, and the appalling Normans have produced many names. The Romans were responsible for many place names, but possibly not surnames.
Incidentally I live fairly close to Six-mile bottom, and used to live near the Wallops (Nether, Middle and Up-I think-they are now very posh chocolate box villages.)
Great and Little Snoring even exist in North Norfolk-but as they say "Normal for Norfolk".

Hotspur
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#15 | Posted: 17 Feb 2013 16:52
jimisim:
I live fairly close to Six-mile bottom, and used to live near the Wallops

It could have been worse Jim you could have been born in a certain village near Salzburg:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria

islandcarol
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#16 | Posted: 18 Feb 2013 12:36
How about this, Gail, there is a Metro Stop in Washington D.C. called Foggy Bottom. It's located west of downtown, on the Potomac, which accounts for the fog.
Islandcarol

KJM
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#17 | Posted: 18 Feb 2013 19:56
rachelredbum:
The reason I remember Longbottom is from a book by english journalist Gyles Branndreth, who wrote a book called the Joy of Lex.

Isn't there a character in Harry Potter called Longbottom, or am I wrong?


flopsybunny
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#18 | Posted: 23 Feb 2013 01:59
Hotspur:
I believe Broadbottom is also a village served by a railway station, in Greater Manchester. Maybe Febs can take Flopsy there and take her (rear view) picture by the sign on the platform.

lol I have passed through it many times! It is very close to Glossop and the Woodhead Pass.

Incidentally, there is also a Cheesebottom not too far away. All things considered, if we are talking names, then I reckon I'd rather be a broadbottom than a cheesebottom

Seegee
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#19 | Posted: 23 Feb 2013 02:51
Harry Potter has a character called Neville Longbottom, KJM. He actually goes through quite a journey through the series. Arguably one of the most complete character developments in the entire series.

Minidancer
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#20 | Posted: 1 Mar 2013 17:44
I live about 10 miles from the village of Prattsbottom!

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