Well if we're posting about writing, one of the following is true:
A) I wrote all of the entries. Yes, I adapted wildly different styles of writing and submitted all 94 of them.
B) I wrote some of the entries, by that I mean I wrote at least 1 and less than 94 of the entries.
C) I wrote none of the entries - that is, I didn't have time to write anything for this contest and skipped it as I have skipped several other contests.
And I assure you that one of those three statements is completely, totally true.

Goodgulf