Brain fart got me in trouble.

raisedkilt
Well, I hope you get your wish, keep turning it up a bit until she gets the hint and obliges you.

That reminds me of the classic sarcastic response: "No, that dress doesn't make your butt look big, it's your butt that makes your butt look big."

However, I'd never dare to use it myself, even jokingly, although my darling spouse knows that, within reason, I enjoy dealing with a rather rotund feminine derriere...

--C.K.

Am I the only one who would consider it a compliment? What woman wants a bony butt? What woman wants a man who wants that?? Real men like it round and plump, and I will not be gainsaid.

Burgundy

Am I the only one who would consider it a compliment? What woman wants a bony butt? What woman wants a man who wants that?? Real men like it round and plump, and I will not be gainsaid.

I do have to say, at the risk of sounding like a total pig, I do like a woman's derriere to be well rounded, and well defined. No skinny little bony butts for this man. But then what can I say, I am a confirmed butt man.

On a different note, my girlfriend, who is an RN, also prefers a well rounded butt with a bit of size to it, not only for aesthetics, but also, since she has to give injections in that region, she prefers one with some size to avoid hitting bone, which can be exceedingly painful. So, an ample ass can be to your advantage.

Now that's another of life's eternal mysteries. The "ideal" female according to the average male's preferences is said to be roughly 40 pounds heavier than the skinny fashion models that everybody says are devastating to women's concept of themselves, an ideal that causes anorexia. So why can't we have fashion models that actually looks like humans, which apparently is what men in general prefer?

So, the thing is, we can't control where that extra fat lands, and it tends to end up as pudgy thighs and a muffin top, rather than the "curves" most men may be looking for. It doesn't all end up in a perfect bubble butt, for most real women

But a bubble butt isn't perfect, it's too stiff to get that tantalizing wobble. It has to be some extra grains of meat in it to get that perfect bounce when it's smacked...

Perhaps I misunderstand what folks mean when they say "bubble butt" -- I do envision a "rounder" butt with some good jiggle to it.

It is what men prefer, according to billions of online search histories. Why don't models look like that - well, because models are not for men, they are for women, to sell us clothes and makeup and make poor young girls feel insecure so that they will continue to pump money into "improving" their disgusting bodies and limp dull hair and acne-cratered skin and ugly faces.


No, but real-life men are so much more tolerant of real-life female curves than our screwed-up Hollywood climate would have us believe. As much as it seems like a consensus on social media, I haven't personally ever met or heard of a man who thinks a soft feminine belly and round hips are a bad thing. But the fashion industry does not consult straight men on their female preferences. Obviously.

Which incidentally leads my thoughts to the failed adaptations of both Vampirella and the Wonder Woman TV series from a few years back. The first one was a total flop and the second never aired. A notable problem was a need for massive alterations of the suits because the bony fashion model women picked for the roles couldn't fill anything out. While the later porn versions of the same movies were a massive success (probably had something to do with the porn aspect as well though), but the women in those seedier versions filled out the suits perfectly and they look stunning. I always found it interesting that in general women in porn look much more normal than in Hollywood productions and on the fashion stage. Doesn't that say something about male preferences? Now why can't we have normal looking women in the fashion industry as well? As Burgundy already stated, the bony ideal that rules in fashion is even said to be hazardous to the self-perception of young women. Set people free! Round bottoms to everybody!