LSF: The Movie!

I know exactly how I'm going to do this and I'll be laid up next week anyway with plenty of time to write it.

Forty eight hours in the making. A cast of...well, lots. Coming to a cineplex near you. It's LSF: The Movie. Listen to what the critics are saying.....
Well, ok, they're not saying anything yet, because it was just submitted. But look for it. (Don't look for me, though. I'm headed back to LaForge---and if I didn't put you in the movie, I'm sorry, ok?)

I'm so glad you didn't rush things. Now if only Febs & Co would rush things. I can't wait!

Since no one has claimed her yet, and since I am in the movie (thanks, Rollin), I would like Sandra Bullock to play me.

Perfect casting - she looks just like you! Or like you did in the movie.

It's here! Just in time for the weekend. Run, don't walk, to your local cineplex. It's LSF: The Movie.

Here's what the critics are saying-- "I laughed, I cried....I was hopelessly confused."

"Is there really a gorilla?"

"hot babes, bare bottoms and whips and canes...all the essentials for a most satisfying cinematic experience"

So modest - nothing about the debonair leading man.

Also, nothing about the extreme partying - the affair depicted lasted well over 24 hours!

How many members does the library have? Assuming we all saw the movie at least 5 times and bought the DVD when it came out, this movie might make a lot more than some of the stuff that gets released these days. And with Sandra Bullock playing me, even if mine is a minor role (unless I somehow turn out to be Ms. Thrashbottom!) it could make even more

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It has 7,234 at this exact min Not sure how many of those are active though...

Someone could sure get rich from this idea

Hi Rollin
I enjoyed the story very much, really amusing.
However I think you should have introduced me as a tall,heavily built, handsome man, who entered saying:
The names James, James Simpson, 006 of the best, licensed to cane.