LSF: The Movie!

No, it's simple Pink! I show the dog a picture of a bone and it wags its tail which is attached to a series of cogs and pulleys thereby allowing me to type and heating the Turkish baths and full size olympic swimming pool! Paraffin lamps and a mouse! Whatever next!! You must have some imagination Pink!

If reading and commenting on his stories would give me a valid excuse to avert my gaze downward toward my laptop, he'd have me sold on it... --C.K.

As a minor character here, I'll suggest a minor actor to play me.............Bill Murray (as in Bill Murray in Lost in Translation, not Bill Murray in Caddyshack). There is little similarity facially, but I think the portrayal would be rather convincing nonetheless. I have been told in the past (when I was very unhappy and going through my divorce) that Paul Giamatti's character in "Sideways" was me to a "t". (As long as you substitute snobby microbrew beer for wine.) But I can't see me being played by him now, good actor though he is.

Two viewpoints on LSF movie. Can Helen Mirren, have one of the starring roles. And may she receive 'six of the best' with a pliable stinging cane on that voluptous bare bottom of hers. Also talking of that one time devine beauty Elizabeth Taylor. I had the honour once of interviewing her, for the movie Dr. Fautus, at the Plaza Hotel, in New York, with Richard Burton at her side. A truly beautiful lady, and now knighted as one.

Hot off the press! Lady Gaga has been signed up to play KatieB

flopsybunny

Have you been rummaging through the pictures of Febs as a youngster again?

I feel so.... so honored!!!!

Katie B.

Any more of that and your secret supply of crisps will be commandeered from your library locker....

Uh Oh, I hereby withdraw from this thread...

for now

You are much too lenient Febs. Be firm, commandeer her crisps!! Confiscate her sherry!!