Sorry, my bad, I keep misunderstanding things. Oh well, so are we going to have a private challenge, everyone trying to write stories on these themes? I think I can come up with something on 'Housekeepers', 'Pizza delivery' and 'Female doctors'.
Speaking about that, I can share my worst real life hotel stay experience. Maybe someone can make some kind of story on that... I had flown in to a conference and after four flights over three continents, a ten-hour time difference and practically no sleep, I was having an early morning shower, trying to get my head straight. Then, out of nowhere, lumbago strikes and seriously bad as well, so bad that for the first few hours, I actually thought my back was seriously injured. It took me almost two hours just to get out from the shower and slowly crawl on my stomach to the bedroom. I tried to reach up to the handle to open the door to the corridor when worming past it and cry for help, but I couldn't. So I just waited there, not being able to move and in too much pain to try to reach the phone on the other side of the room, yes, that bad it was. Then, finally, there's a knock on the door from housekeeping and I don't say anything because I'm afraid that she'll go away if she hears that someone is in there. So I'm silent and she comes in, finding me naked at the side of the bed, looking pretty silly. I guess she was thinking that most likely I'm trying to do a Strauss-Kahn on her, but eventually I manage to convince her that I need a doctor and that she needs to alert the front desk for me, but it was a very, very embarrassing and difficult moment before she bought it.
I have a very embarrassing moment with three female doctors as well, if someone is interested... it is another story and it could be another story... |