First, I will be 49 years old in a handful of months. I've also been voluntarily celibate for ... almost 20 years. And I haven't actually had an opportunity to spank a woman in 25 years.
So ... my current job. I'm a cook in a retirement home. Being the senior cook (I'm old enough to be my current boss's dad, and have been working here much longer than he has), I've been able to claim the morning shifts. I hate working night shifts.
But, due to one of our other cooks quitting abruptly, I've found myself having to fill in a couple days a week on the night shift. And I suddenly find myself working with waitresses I hadn't had the opportunity to work with before.
College-aged girls, hired by my young-enough-to-be-my-son boss.
Holy crap.
The pants they wear. When I was their age, we just called them "spandex pants". At some point it seems that the term changed to "leggings", and now they call them "yoga pants". But they're all the same thing: thin, form-fitting, leaving little to the imagination.
So one of these girls ... I just want to put her over my knee and give her a good spanking, because her bottom is right there and she's so petite, and she's put together just right and looks like she'd be just right over my knee.
Then there's the other girl. The first time I saw her, a few weeks ago, I said to my boss, "she looks just like my best ex-girlfriend". I didn't go on to explain that the ex-girlfriend in question was the one I used to spank, 25 years ago, because that's none of his business. But holy crap, now I've had to work with that girl 2 nights in a row, and ... she looks just like her, to the point that I want to ask her mother's name, because she could be her daughter. Sure, there are some differences, like she's a couple inches taller and appears to be of mixed race, but her face is the same, she wears her hair the same way, and has the same figure, and the same beautiful, deep brown eyes.
And here I am, 49 years old, having to pretend I'm not looking because I don't want to come off as "that creepy old guy." |