Gabbs:
So really, thanks to everyone who took part because there were so many great stories in there to be read!
Gabbs:
an agonising choice to get it down
For once, I agree with Gabbs - so many excellent stories, and a poem too, made it exceedingly challenging selecting the fortunate few to be graced with a vote. This contest elicited stories of hilarity, originality and thought-provoking brilliance: the picture did indeed tell a thous--, well, 50 stories.
Next time: a word limit please (5,000?), and new voting system as discussed.