Never Bar Bet with my wife.

My wife and I were at a local pub when she bet me a BBS (bare bottom spanking) that I had a dickiedue.

Never one to turn down a challenge I said, "Go for it". Producing a ruler she measured how far my belly stood out and how far my "hanging down thing" stood out and proudly announced, "See your belly sticks out further then your dickie do". raisedkilt.

Growing up I heard the phrase "Dunlap's Disease" used to refer to someone with a bit too much around the middle, as in "his belly done lapped his belt."

I think I'd have probably replied, "Honey, I think you mean 'dickie does'......which is true.....but the bet was for 'dickieDO'.....so I believe I won, not you. However, if you prefer a rematch to settle this, I'll bet you that you have a 'pussydo'. Once the bet was accepted, I'd do a bit of sexy teasing and then slip my hand down her panties. Coming up with her juices, I'd say, "see? Pussy Dew!"

Did these measurements take place inside the pub? Ask for a rematch, but this time choose a pub with strippers.

Well, she could have challenged you to a pissing contest, i.e., who could pee higher up the side of the garage, you or her. After she went first and you bellied up to the wall and took it out, she would say, "Wait a minute! No hands allowed!"

Ready for your spanking now?

Did you get the BBS? You know you wanted it anyway