Question about lotion

Hey, I'm writing a story, and I was wondering what would go in a lotion to deliberately aggravate a spanked bottom, especially one with welts?

Alcohol and chilli peppers...?

Habanero. In college I was making a strong salsa for a BBQ. I had one too many bears and went to pee. Thirty minutes of showering with soap couldn't get rid of the heat. Very effective.

Cinnamon works quite fine as well, especially in sensitive areas...

According to some letters to Mr, aftershave lotion was said to be very effective.

See, here's what you need do: you need fill a bathtub with warm milk, and then sit it in for about six hours, while slowly pouring some of the milk over your face every ten minutes.

... what was this about habaneros now?

I have the same trouble when I have too many bears as well

You have bears in England?

Reminds me of the joke about the initiation rite in a made up tribe in North America where you had to get drunk, kill and bear and make love to a woman and the guy mixes it all up...

Any kind of rubbing alcohol will do fine, as will pepper spray (or anything with peppers in it), especially if you let it "soak in" for a bit and then "seal" it in with a liberal application petroleum jelly. It makes it harder to wash it off, which is the only way to get rid of the burning, other than time. Perhaps mineral oil too...

Mineral oil, cinnamon, alcohol, pepper, aftershave, habanero, chili - I just can't wait to read this story Epic!