Who would you spank?

I'm rather picky and choosy about who I'd spank. Oftentimes, if someone seems "due" they are more often than not so frustratingly grating on my nerves, that a simple spanking simply would not do. Thus, some are beyond a spanking. Others, are more sweet, and thus, I'd want to spank them, simply for spankings sake. Simply possessing buns shapely enough to make a spanking such a worthwhile endeavor is enough.

I can think of a doctor/surgeon who was in green scrubs, in the hospital I was in visiting a relative. She stood with her legs spread wide, bent at the waist, with her hands outstretched in front of her, on the counter in front of a nurses station, talking to a nurse.

I was down the hall, peeking into the full room with my relative, and thus, could also glance down the hall to see her. Scrubs are usually voluminous enough to allow athletic activities, yet comfort and cool. However, in the position she was in, she cut quite a figure of physique. More invocative because of the position she was in, and not for possessing anything worth writing home about, but she was shapely nevertheless.

There is another modelesque young woman in one place in town, who has an incredibly shapely body. Every time I see her, I can't help but stop and stare. My senior age allocates me to the "dirty old man" category, but that doesn't stop me from seeing her through younger eyes, and those eyes would see her over my knee lickity-split.

Sometimes when I gaze at photo images of the celebrity Eva Mendes my imagination runs away into . . .

Eva Mendes just might have the world´s most spankable and dropdead gorgeous buns!

You have her in "your neighbourhood, workplace, or circle of friends would you like to spank" ???

LUCKY!

It only starts to become "the dirty old man" when there is clear intimidation, the male mind is hot-wired to notice and admire attractive people. That also applies to women and the LGB community.

My wife who is in her 60s will often say how attractive a young man she see is, but that does not make her a 'dirty old woman'.

Back in the 80s we were taken to a restaurant by a gay couple we knew, halfway through the meal an elderly gay guy at our table who was a friend of our hosts, noticed a young guy on another table. He discretely asked the waitress to take over his business card to give to the young man, but not tell him who it was from. Some might say that was harassment these days?

A old fantasy. As a young man I had a wish to spank my sixth grade teacher, Loraine J Stefan. She was early forties and I was only twelve. Short, with a great big bottom, attractive, and a large butt, over made up. Not at all shy showing her magnificent hind quarters and busom. Night

I once had a dropdead gorgeous female psychiatrist whom I would have been delighted to spank. I was 21 years old at the time, in the early stages of recovering from a psychosis and the shrink was just a few years older than me.

I had a crush on that shrink (it was only puppy love however)! She was the only psychiatrist I ever had who was really good-looking and sexy.

I never told her about my wish that I could spank her!

So I had a "shrink fetish"! One of the weirdest kind of fetishes out there?

In my neighbourhood, workplace or circle of friends?
Has to be my wife

That was probably just the sort of thing she was hoping to hear - in her professional capacity, of course!

If we are restricted to neighborhoods, friends and workplace, then I am extremely limited. I'm almost 70, retired and live in a rural area that probably would not qualify as a neighborhood, and if it did, there would be nobody living there that I'd care to spank. Now I do see quite a few lovely young ladies who run, jog or walk at the park where I walk and I do fantasize about peeling down their tight spandex pants and spanking their well-toned bottoms. But I don't even know their names or anything about them other than the fact that they have gorgeous, spank-able backsides.

Had I been asked this question in the days of my youth, the answer would have been quite easy. I had a high school English teacher who, until this very day, probably remains as the most gorgeous creature that I have ever encountered in my 70 years on this earth. If I had a penny for every time I've fantasized about bending her over my knee and spanking her bare bottom, I'd be a multi-billionaire. In fact, she was the inspiration for a character (Jane Miller) that I wrote about in several of my stories. So I suppose she would be my choice, but since I haven't seen her in about 50 years and have no idea what she looks like now, I would need to turn the clock back about a half-century. And I would give anything to do that!

Recently I read about two young ladies who assaulted a state senator and were subsequently arrested.


I would definitely like to paddle each of these ladies on their bare bottoms with a genuine sorority paddle for an extended dose. Much more effective than jail or prison. Then repeat the paddling while their bottoms are still sore and burning.