Is this the luckiest guy in the world?

And he claims it's all in the cause of academic research, too....

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/in-search-of-the- perfect-bottom-1027016#ICID=sharebar_facebook

Wonder if he needs an assistant? (ASS-istant?)

I tried to sign up but came a minute late, and the line was already two miles long. I comfort myself with this quote from the article:

"The perfect female derriere has firmness to the touch and a resilience that prevents undue wobble or bounce yet looks soft with flawless skin."

I like a little bounce.

Wouldn't the "perfect female derriere" be very much subject to personal taste?

Now we're supposed to go around personally tasting them? Well, I can't argue with the method...

Very incidentally, there's an old song name of "Red rubber ball" and as best I can recall, one stanza went: "just like a red rubber ball, I'll come bouncing back to you"! Pertinent or no, just thought I would weigh in with that driplet of thought here ...

Luckiest guy in the world? Well, I might prefer being in charge of administering discipline at a strict academy for young women, but still - not a bad gig.

I wonder how he gets away with it. The last time I used the 'its for a scientific study' line i got my face slapped.